2 weeks full of humor and tears with my new parents

Well, to say I am surprised at life on the outside would be an understatement! This world is a little scary...but mostly my parents freak me out a bit! Don't get me wrong, I can totally tell the love me..they kiss my cheeks all the time and talk in this weird voice, that I never heard them talk in while I was in the womb...it must be 'baby talk'...anyway they sound ridiculous but it makes me laugh!

Where to begin...so much has happened! My mom is a little unstable...first she cried because she didn't think I was eating enough so I ate more, then she cried because I was eating too much and she was starting to hurt...then she cried because she thought I was sleeping too much so I slept a little less...then she cried because she didn't think I was getting enough sleep...so I gave up...I'm just doing my thing...it seems to be working she hasn't cried in over a week! Yea mommy!

Daddy is pretty cool, he is always trying to get mom to stop worrying so much. He laughs at her a lot and it makes her laugh when she realizes she is being a little dramatic! Mommy told me daddy has the best chest to sleep on and the best arms to be wrapped in, boy she is not lying! I can't help but fall asleep when he is around!

So lets get to the good stuff. I have taught my parents a few lessons since entering the world!

1. Babies are unpredictable...when you think you have them figured out they will flip the script. Mom thought she could get me to sleep well at night if she kept me up later...ha ha fooled you! Put me to bed early or keep me up late, when I'm hungry I want to eat...my hunger is not effected by how long you keep me up!

2. Some days babies sleep little and eat a lot and other days they sleep a lot and eat little...but it is okay, we will let you know when something is wrong...until then, just get some rest and for Pete's sake STOP CRYING MOM, I'M FINE!

3. ALWAYS pack extra clothes in the diaper bag...I figured my mom knew this so I tested her while having lunch with friends...well she wasn't prepared...darn the luck for me because I had to ride home in a stinky shirt and pants...but I shared the wealth with mom...she got to ride home with some on her too :)

4. ALWAYS check the diaper bag for diapers before leaving....and wipes too!

These poor souls will learn one way or the other...only a few times have they had to learn the hard way. For the most part they are alright! We are finally getting into a routine.

Oh one last story...for the first 4 days I was a real lady around daddy...I never burped or passed gas...I waited until he left and did the dirty around mommy. Mommy would tell him what I did..but he never believed 'his pie' would do such a thing...finally on day 5 I felt he was warmed up enough....I gave him the biggest scare of his life!!! He jumped when he heard what I could do then he said, "ROSELYN....THAT IS NOT NICE!!!" Mom laughed hysterically!!! Good times! Okay all, I am beat...I have to wake mommy up in 2 hours so I need some rest!

Catch you on the flip side!
RSG

Whoomp There I Am! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WORLD

BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!!! I told you I was planning a grand appearance! Man, I wish you could have heard my mom sweating the night before I came....I think she really thought I was going to be stuck inside of her forever! Little did she know that while she was crying tears of uncertainty, God and I had my debut underway!

I woke my mommy around 5:45 with my first of many contractions...she knew right away they were the real deal! She woke daddy to tell him, and then told him to go back to sleep....I don't even really know my dad yet...but PRETTY SURE he couldn't fall back asleep...just sayin!

Anyway, they left for the birth center at 8:30 and I was here by 12:29pm! Mommy was praying all morning, "Lord, bring her between noon and one"...we wanted her to know that we have been listening and not ignoring her!

It was pretty awesome, my mom thinks I have nice lungs...but MAN you should have heard hers! When she was pushing she was screaming! I won't even pretend it was all peaceful, she was like an Aztec Warrior...I think daddy needed a shot to handle mommy not having one! Mom told God, " I have 3 pushes in me, if You don't have her out in 3 you have to get her out on your own!" Of course, God knew she had 3 pushes, He gave them to her...I was out in 3 hard pushes! I am quiet the beast! I am 3.95kg or 8.7lbs and 52 cm or 20 1/2 inches!

I have to admit, I loved the birth center atmosphere, it was very peaceful, minus moms screams for the last 6 contractions! I loved the water...it was so warm! I came out with my moms "water sack" on my head...apparently it was supposed to break...mine didn't, it looked like a nice jelly fish in the tub! I know what jelly fish are because my mom loves the movie Finding Nemo!

Anyway, I'm pretty rockstar I eat, sleep, do the doo, and chill! I only cry when I'm cold or hungry! My favorite place to sleep right now is daddy's chest...mommy told me it would be because it's her favorite place to sleep...I know exactly what she means now!!!

Well friends, I will be seeing you on the flip side! I have business to attend to! I have to play with mommy, she is getting lonely! My mommy will tell you all about her experience on hers and daddy's blog! Have a blessed day!

Love,
RSG

My Birthday Is Coming Up

***(singing) My birthday is coming up, my birthday is coming up and I'm not telling when...na na na boo boo!!! You just have to wait and see!!! (song ends)***

I love getting my mommy and daddy in a frenzy! Mommy said, come the 3rd, daddy said, come the 8th...Mommy said come the 8th....daddy said JUST COME ALREADY....Man they are so uptight! I am telling you I am planning a PARTYYYY...but it's a surprise party, and only 2 people know when it is (me and God), the rest of you will find out soon enough :)

I figure the longer I let them squirm the cleaner the house will be and the more sweet treats mom will have made! I am doing this for them, they just don't realize it! Poor things! Well just letting you all know, I'm still baking!!! See you soon for my big birthday celebration!

xoxo