How could they?

I can't believe it...my mommy told me she would never let anyone...EVER hurt me! Do you know she knowingly walked me into the doctors office today for SHOTS! Now I know how my cousin Crimson (my auntie Kelty's doggy) feels when Auntie Kelty takes him to the Uncle Joe's (he is our uncle and our vet). No wonder he doesn't like it...I don't like the doctors either. I'm not going back! HUMPH! If I had teeth....oh the things I could do! My mean growl and stare are nothing without teeth...can't wait for those to come in, in a few months! And you can't muzzle me like you can a dog ha ha ha!!!

So anyway, I have been sleeping basically all day...to punish mom I think I will just stay up all night..that is what I did last night when I first heard the word 'shot'. Anyway, I'll let you know how that goes.

As for me, this past month has been great! I am growing like a weed mom says. Since birth I have gained just over a pound and I have grown 2 inches! As of today I weigh 9.9 lbs and I am 22 1/2 inches long. The doctor says I look like I will be tall and lean, like my daddy!

I have hit a lot of milestones this past month. I smile when you talk to me (I just started that this week). I talk back now...I like when mommy and daddy talk to me and sing with me. Daddy has his playlist he does with me, Piggy Toes is my favorite and mommy has her list! I like toys now, I even bat at them when I am interested in them. I do a great job of holding up my head now and turning it side to side when on my tummy...I am also beginning to use my arms to do push ups. Daddy has me doing "air squats" with water bottles right now...and we do calf raises. I'm just getting ready for Notre Dame! Some other fun stuff I do, well I like my hands, so I suck on them from time to time...daddy doesn't like it, but mommy tells daddy to let me do it, that I am discovering myself...she is right! OH I also don't have to be held 24/7...I like to just play with my toys from time to time. That is all I can think of right now about what I can do.

I am also beginning to show my personality. I am a little of mommy and a little of daddy. I am patient like my daddy. I let my mommy suck my boogies out of my nose and I hold really still. I also let her get eye boogies out without moving. Also I allow her to get the wax off the outside of my ear with her pinky nail and I let her trim my nails. HOWEVER, I am like mommy because I am NOT patient when it comes to being hungry or tired...DON'T mess with me when I'm eating or sleeping...I get REALLLLLLY ANGRY just like mommy :). In other words, while I am eating or sleeping don't do all of the above, cut my nails, clean my eyes or mess with my nose!

Something else I do like mommy...daddy just pointed this out because mommy says she hates that I do it, but I like to sleep with my face in touching something...my hands, a chest, blankets, my sleeve...anything I can find. I like to bury my face. Daddy pointed out to mommy that I get it from her. He showed mommy how she sleeps...then mommy thought about it and realized daddy is right. Mommy always buries her face in the pillow, blankets or daddy's chest. So she can't be to mad at me!

Well this pretty much sums up my first month and my day of shots :(. I hope you are all doing well! MY GRANDMA AND UNCLE COME THIS WEEK SO I AM SOOOO EXCITED! I can't wait to blog all about it!

Until next time, God bless!

RSG

Passport Photo or Mug Shot?

Well, this past week has been an adventure as always. I really don't get on here enough to write about everything I want to write about..and by the time I do find time, I can't remember half of it! So I will just start with yesterday!

Yesterday my parents wanted to go buy me a jacket because my snow suit is getting ridiculous, and it hasn't been under 50 since...well since I was born! While buying the jacket they needed a new shower hose (daddy had an accident with the other one I was told).

So we go to Fox, no jackets in my size... So daddy says lets go into Allonim there are some shops there and I can get the hose. So we go, still no jackets in my size but we do find a hose! As we are leaving daddy says, "hey, lets get her passport picture while we are here". That would have been a GREAT idea....IF I was awake....Mom responds, "lets make sure they will do newborn pictures before we wake her up." I am sure I was thinking 'please say no, please say no'....well the stinking guy said yes....what happens next is just WRONG!!!

Mom wants to wake me, but doesn't want me ticked off at the world....she uses her weapon that WAS born against me and DOES prosper....she didn't bring my bag in from the car so I knew what she was doing when she asked daddy to 'take off one of his 5 shirts'. She was going to offer me the one thing I can't say no to...MILKIES!!!

I woke up, I was getting my 'milkies' then all of a sudden I hear this man say, 'okay'. Mommy took my milkies away, propped me up in her lap and BAM....I saw what I thought was the light of God. I was already ticked about not sleeping, then mad my snack was taken, now I feel like Beyonce with bright flashing lights around me...WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END??? The guy was taking his sweet time, asked mommy and daddy if they liked the picture, they said it was fine. Mommy said she just wanted to take me to the car and feed me. Best idea I heard all day!
So that is what mommy did while daddy waited for my picture. I could only assume it wouldn't be my very best photo...but I had no clue what I was in for until daddy came back....

WHAT? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME? DID YOU REALLY SAY THIS PICTURE WAS OKAY???? IS THIS MY MUG SHOT??? Do me a favor next time mom and dad..let ME decide if the picture is okay! Guys, you should see this picture...I knew it wouldn't be great but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?? My face is red because I am ticked off, I have sleep lines on my cheek, I have all my baby acne which makes me appear totally blotchy, and to top it all off my lips are pursed in such a way one can only assume I am clearly in protest to this idea! As a woman, I thought my mom would have understood and retook the picture! Daddy said she just wanted to feed me and for me to be happy...well now when I show up on databases around the world people will think this is a mug shot, not my passport photo!

So, at the end of the day I don't get a jacket and I got my first mug shot done...at the end of mommy and daddy's day they got a new shower hose and a good laugh when looking at my picture. Mommy and daddy 1 pt Rosie 0pts!

Until next time!

RSG