Hello everyone!!! I am planning biggest birthday celebration ever! Six more weeks and I will grace you with my lovely presence! Meanwhile, I have just been hanging out playing my new favorite game I now call rib racker. I found these really cool things inside my mommy to wrap my feet in and hang out. I think they might be called ribs because I ALWAYS hear mommy say, "Giiirrlll you are killing my ribs" or "Giiirrrllll can you PLEASE find a new place to play you are hurting mommy's ribs".
Anyway, mom has been doing more reading about "milestones" in the first few months. She talks to me about them and all the things I will do in such a short time. So now that I know what milestones are and I want to share some of my mommy's latest milestones (they make me laugh)..
1. Mom has reached "beach whale" stage as she calls it....I had to Google "beached whales" haaa that was a funny site!
2. Mom told me that she "officially" must cross her legs before sneezing, coughing, or blowing her nose....not sure what that means, but I have my ideas...tinkle tinkle little starsss....that's the song I'll sing to mommy if she forgets to cross them!
3. Mommy told me she began to "waddle" finally....I was wondering what that new rocking sensation was while she walked...I thought it was a little extra pep in her step...NOPE just a new walk, "the duck" she calls it. She says it just feels better to walk like that then like normal.
4.Now my mom is really excited about this milestone, her belly button is FINALLY starting to poke out! Not sure why that is special, but that is all she and daddy seem to talk about this week. I have to figure out what this belly button does, it sounds interesting! Like all kids I love buttons; I am already learning how to push mommy's :)!
I am pretty sure that is a full list of week 33 milestones!
So I heard that my mom and dad finally picked a place for me to be born...for a little bit I was nervous that they would wait so long that there wouldn't be room at the Inn and I would be born in a manager in the middle of winter like someone I know, Jesus... He is so much more humble than me....I can't do that, I am slightly more high maintenance I suppose. Well that is all I know for now! Hope you all had a great Christmas! I sure did! Stay classy San Fransisco!
Monday, December 26, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Dr. visit and mommy's threat to me!
Hey guys! So today I had a nice visit with the doctor! He told me I am getting big, but not WNBA big, to dad's disappointment. My mom must have stunted my growth...thanks for being short mom SHEESH! Dr. Spiegal said I am around 17 inches now.
Anyway, I officially weigh 4lbs. My mom told me to please stay between 6.5 and 7.0lbs...I'll try, but I don't do diets! Plus Christmas and Hanukkah are just around the corner, does she seriously think I'm not partaking in overeating? She is way wrong, this kid is going to indulge, since it will be another 2 years before I can eat Christmas dinner for myself.
The doctor also told my mom that she can't be around large groups of people, and especially not children because she is a carrier of a type of influenza that can leave me pretty sick in Utero. She should be safe because she got a flu shot, but it can harm me. She is a little freaked out, but daddy was reassuring her that everything would be just fine.
Oh, so mommy threatened me for the first time last night. I was head down yesterday afternoon (like I should be) but then last night I got a little dizzy from my headstand and decided to lay in my hammock again. Well when she figured it out she threatened that if I didn't turn by morning that she was going to play that Byrd's song "Turn Turn Turn" every day, multiple times a day until I turned. Well when she woke up this morning I was still laying my way, until she brought up that she was going to play that song to daddy...when I heard that I knew she wasn't playing, so I decided to flip head down just before visiting the doctor :).
Well folks that's all I have for today! Stay tuned for my next dr. apt at week 37, right by my auntie Heather's birthday! Until then, stay cool! Merry Christmas too!
Anyway, I officially weigh 4lbs. My mom told me to please stay between 6.5 and 7.0lbs...I'll try, but I don't do diets! Plus Christmas and Hanukkah are just around the corner, does she seriously think I'm not partaking in overeating? She is way wrong, this kid is going to indulge, since it will be another 2 years before I can eat Christmas dinner for myself.
The doctor also told my mom that she can't be around large groups of people, and especially not children because she is a carrier of a type of influenza that can leave me pretty sick in Utero. She should be safe because she got a flu shot, but it can harm me. She is a little freaked out, but daddy was reassuring her that everything would be just fine.
Oh, so mommy threatened me for the first time last night. I was head down yesterday afternoon (like I should be) but then last night I got a little dizzy from my headstand and decided to lay in my hammock again. Well when she figured it out she threatened that if I didn't turn by morning that she was going to play that Byrd's song "Turn Turn Turn" every day, multiple times a day until I turned. Well when she woke up this morning I was still laying my way, until she brought up that she was going to play that song to daddy...when I heard that I knew she wasn't playing, so I decided to flip head down just before visiting the doctor :).
Well folks that's all I have for today! Stay tuned for my next dr. apt at week 37, right by my auntie Heather's birthday! Until then, stay cool! Merry Christmas too!
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Welcome to Roselyn's ramblyns
Hello world!
My name is Roselyn, I am 31 weeks old in Utero! I spend my days sleeping, hiccuping, eating and growing. I am about 3lbs and around 16 inches long right now. My mom calls me the "Womb Bandit", she is right, I hijacked her womb alright. I like it in here though...I heard I will be evicted in about 9 weeks so I figure I'll wait to start my rantings until then.
My parents think they are scared about being "first time parents"....well they have NO IDEA how freaked out I am to be their "test trial" into parenthood. I mean they think their nerves are fried...I have to count on these two goofballs for everything, what if they have no clue what they are doing, now THAT is scary! Of course they reassure me and tell me they love me and say they will do their best to take care of me...but then they take that reassurance away with their honesty. My mom actually told me, "I love you and I will try my best, but sometimes my best may not be good enough...I promise I will love you, but I also promise I will mess up"....WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??? What does she mean she will mess up, I don't want to find out what she means.
Don't get me wrong, my parents seem pretty cool. My dad sings to me and clearly he wants my first word to be "dada" because he says it about 39203 times a day to me. I figure he must be pretty funny, he is always making my mom laugh. I am excited to meet them but a little nervous too, but I guess the feeling is mutual. I have been wondering what they look like. I have a picture in my head, if they look anything like me they are pretty small, not a lot of hair and kind of wrinkly....
Well, I am getting pretty tired. I am going to get some rest so I can wake mommy up in a few hours. I started waking up in the middle of the night now to get her used to it for when I make my way into the world. I'm doing her a favor, she'll appreciate it later!
My name is Roselyn, I am 31 weeks old in Utero! I spend my days sleeping, hiccuping, eating and growing. I am about 3lbs and around 16 inches long right now. My mom calls me the "Womb Bandit", she is right, I hijacked her womb alright. I like it in here though...I heard I will be evicted in about 9 weeks so I figure I'll wait to start my rantings until then.
My parents think they are scared about being "first time parents"....well they have NO IDEA how freaked out I am to be their "test trial" into parenthood. I mean they think their nerves are fried...I have to count on these two goofballs for everything, what if they have no clue what they are doing, now THAT is scary! Of course they reassure me and tell me they love me and say they will do their best to take care of me...but then they take that reassurance away with their honesty. My mom actually told me, "I love you and I will try my best, but sometimes my best may not be good enough...I promise I will love you, but I also promise I will mess up"....WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??? What does she mean she will mess up, I don't want to find out what she means.
Don't get me wrong, my parents seem pretty cool. My dad sings to me and clearly he wants my first word to be "dada" because he says it about 39203 times a day to me. I figure he must be pretty funny, he is always making my mom laugh. I am excited to meet them but a little nervous too, but I guess the feeling is mutual. I have been wondering what they look like. I have a picture in my head, if they look anything like me they are pretty small, not a lot of hair and kind of wrinkly....
Well, I am getting pretty tired. I am going to get some rest so I can wake mommy up in a few hours. I started waking up in the middle of the night now to get her used to it for when I make my way into the world. I'm doing her a favor, she'll appreciate it later!
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