Hello world!
My name is Roselyn, I am 31 weeks old in Utero! I spend my days sleeping, hiccuping, eating and growing. I am about 3lbs and around 16 inches long right now. My mom calls me the "Womb Bandit", she is right, I hijacked her womb alright. I like it in here though...I heard I will be evicted in about 9 weeks so I figure I'll wait to start my rantings until then.
My parents think they are scared about being "first time parents"....well they have NO IDEA how freaked out I am to be their "test trial" into parenthood. I mean they think their nerves are fried...I have to count on these two goofballs for everything, what if they have no clue what they are doing, now THAT is scary! Of course they reassure me and tell me they love me and say they will do their best to take care of me...but then they take that reassurance away with their honesty. My mom actually told me, "I love you and I will try my best, but sometimes my best may not be good enough...I promise I will love you, but I also promise I will mess up"....WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??? What does she mean she will mess up, I don't want to find out what she means.
Don't get me wrong, my parents seem pretty cool. My dad sings to me and clearly he wants my first word to be "dada" because he says it about 39203 times a day to me. I figure he must be pretty funny, he is always making my mom laugh. I am excited to meet them but a little nervous too, but I guess the feeling is mutual. I have been wondering what they look like. I have a picture in my head, if they look anything like me they are pretty small, not a lot of hair and kind of wrinkly....
Well, I am getting pretty tired. I am going to get some rest so I can wake mommy up in a few hours. I started waking up in the middle of the night now to get her used to it for when I make my way into the world. I'm doing her a favor, she'll appreciate it later!
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